Gasp! Alec Baldwin to Charlie Sheen: ‘You Can’t WIN.’

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Oh No!  Employed and working actor Alec Baldwin (30 Rock) has some advice for Charlie Sheen and it’s a call-out for the Warlock (that’s what he calls himself), I mean, Charlie, to…”give in.”

Baldwin says Sheen should beg for his job back and buy his co-star John Cryer a car.

Yikes!  Charlie won’t like this–he can’t WIN? He may just wish Alec in the cornfield for this one.

Here’s how Baldwin put it:

“You can’t win. Really. You can’t,” Baldwin wrote, explaining that studios and networks operate on the principle that no actor is greater than a hit show.

“In that regard, they are often right,” Baldwin said, before launching into a downright Sheen-esque description of the fired “Two and a Half Men” star.

“Add to that the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go,” Baldwin wrote.

“You know what you should do? Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B’Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back,” he added.

In a post-script, he added: “Buy Cryer a really nice car” – a reference to Sheen’s rant in which he called his co-star a “troll” for not publicly supporting him.

As you may know, Sheen was fired by Warner Bros. for his outlandish behavior that included sex-and-drugs benders, insulting his TV bosses on air, and bizarre video manifestos.

Does Alec have a point? Or his this “troll talk?” LOL.

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