600 Pound Lady Wants to Be The World’s Fattest Woman

Okay, I know EXACTLY what category this article needs to be in.  This is so “crazy but true!”

A New Jersey 42 year-old woman named Donna Simpson–Donna, don’ do it–who already weighs a whopping 600 pounds is on a mission to double her girth in a bid to become the world’s fattest woman.

Why Donna, why?

Simpson, currently the 43rd-heaviest living woman on record, saya she has her sights on reaching the 1,000-pound mark over the next two years.

To achieve that goal, she eats “mounds of junk food” and moves around as little as possible (huh?), relying on a motorized scooter to get from place to place. “My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,” she told the Daily Mail.

“I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite.”

Enough already!  Go here for the rest.  Lord have mercy.

Donna don’t do it babycakes darlin’!